AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN HEY FUCK YOU

OK, people, if you are going to insist on swimming in the medium lane, at least make an effort to swim straight and in a forward motion. Now, if we could get that down, make we could even start with some common courtesy...when you're swimming so slow that the person behind you keeps hitting your feet, maybe you should let them pass, rather than getting to the wall and doing some ridiculous awkward horizontal shuffle, before cutting the faster person off and continuing to swim on ahead, with arms out to their sides making it impossible to pass in the already crowded lane.
After a few clunks on the head from the frustrating arm flailing slower than cold molasses swimmers, I gave up on my attempts to get in a decent workout and came home to go to bed. Alarm set for 4pm.
'Night