I'LL PUSH HER BACK, SHE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS, WHAT YOU TRYNA SAY?

So I'm at the pool this morning in the medium fast lane, like always b/c I'm way too slow for the fast lane, but there's a few others in the lane with me that are pretty slow...one is actually doing flutter board and pull buoy stuff so she's reallllly slow...but I thought whatever...this'll be good practice for the race where I'll be surrounded by 100s of ppl pushing and kicking frantically to get in the front of the pack. So I was happy to share the lane. A couple of times while passing the ppl in the lane with me I'd miss-judge the distance to the wall and when I'd go to pass I'd end up squished in btw the rope and them as we both approached the wall. no big deal right? we bump into each other but keep swimming. but on my last lap I was pushing hard b/c it was my last lap...the same thing happened. this woman flips out.

"EXCUSSSSSSSSE ME!!!" dumbfounded I grab onto the wall and I'm not sure what to say
"sorry, i was just uh trying to uh..."
"YEAH, AND I WAS JUST STANDING HERE" - to me it looked like she was swimming backwards and not looking where she was going, but who am i to judge...
"ohhh well i just trying to pass you but..."
"welll YOU were REAALLLLY AGGRESSIVE!"
"SORRRY! I'm done anyways! ENJOY YOUR SWIM" - ya big stupid jerk i added in my head

I jumped out of the pool and stormed into the locker room. I'm sure people were starring. she ruined my day. i hate bitchy rude people. and what pisses me off the most is that I'm sure she's at home writing in her blog or complaining to her stupid friends about the bitch that pushed her out of the way at the pool.

YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME WITH ME BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOSE.