OK Toronto cyclist...who wants to make some money?????

I am in desperate need of a road bike for this weekend. I am participating in the ride for heart and seriously do NOT want to ride all 75K on my shitty beater of a mountain bike. I have called around to bike shops in the area and they do not rent out road bikes. I don't need anything fancy, just something that rides a lil better than what i have now. It's for a good cause and I'll pay you for the use of the bike for the day...any takers? puhleaseeeeee!
otherwise i'll let you know how it goes with the oldie