beyond excited! Cowwie c-dittle and mummyjane are coming to visit meeeeeeeee! TOMORROW!! WEEEEEEEE

Just so everyone knows why i love carrie to bits (To BITS I SAY!)
-Carrie's the only girl (well I suppose liz too...) who have put up with me repeatedly getting drunk off my ass and falling on my ass, (or my face) and let me cry like a baby and still laugh at me and talk to me the next day!
-We can share poop cleaning stories over a fancy dinner
-We make the best appetizers to go with our Carlos Rosse
-As disgusting as i am sometimes, i know i can always count on carrie to out gross me!
-so cute sometimes ("I don't get it!" ..."may the best day of your life be the last day of your ...what? uh?")
-invites me out with her family for weekends away at the cottage
-someday gonna be my cousin-in-law (shhhh)
-her mom makes a mean martini with her magic bullet
-Probably the only girl i'd let sleep with my boyfriend (w/o me in the same bed)...don't pretend like it didn't happen carrie! --- i said SLEEP, not sex people! although, if a boyfriend of mine was ever gonna cheat on me....jk!
-she has the cutest little kitty cat - petie...who's pretty much named after me...or her grandma:)
-and b/c she's just plain silly carrie!

This weekend is going to be absofuckinlutely amazing! cannot wait!
Gracie's Saturday Everyone yayayayayay