IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY...
Top 10 reasons to date a nursing major :o
* Note: I didn't make this up, I stole it from Michelle...but perhaps we could make up a top 10 reasons to date a dietician??
10. White scrubs are see-through.
9. We are clean.
8. We don't gag.
7. We know your body inside and out.
6. We know mouth to mouth.
5. Two words: sponge bath.
4. We know how to penetrate things.
3. We have restraints and we are not afraid to use them.
2. We always have a rubber on hand.
1. We can go all night
posted by paulette at
9:37 AM
5 Comments:
Nice! I enjoyed this - especially #8. I'm gonna work on a top 10 for dietitians, I'm sure I can work in a few scandalous items :P
Sat Jan 26, 01:55:00 PM
how about them barium swallows??
Sat Jan 26, 02:18:00 PM
Ooooh, excellent start!
Sun Jan 27, 06:36:00 AM
Top 10 reasons to date a physicist:
...they date?
Sun Feb 03, 04:18:00 PM
physicist just get married apparently...
Mon Feb 04, 08:59:00 AM
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home