"You can have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman to her face that you no longer want to see her. Call me crazy, but I think you can make a point of ending your relationship in a manner that does not include an email, a doorman or a missing persons report. I think you could all get over your fear of looking like the bad guy and actually have the uncomfortable break-up conversation because here's what avoiding that is what makes you the bad guy"

Seriously. Seriously. Ugh.
It's like that time I got kicked off the XC team for my lack of commitment to running, except much less personal, and just slightly less dramatic, but just as upsetting.

So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes.