REASONS TO BE AT THE LIBRARY INSTEAD OF OUTSIDE SLEDDING:
10. It's too cold outside
9. Too dangerous (watch out for those trees!!!)
8. Too wet (increases electricity bill using the dryer)
7. Unflattering Red Blotchy Skin
6. Safety & Security has no reason to come after us for throwing snowballs
5. All that laughter and screaming is too distracting
4. Liz & katie have no mits or hats (our grandmothers would not approve!)
3. Would not be able to keep tabs on all the cute boys travelling past our study room on their way to the bathroom
2. We are athletes in training (For Myrtle Beach) and cannot risk injuring ourselves in such shenanigans
and...
1. Its too dark outside to be Studying!!!


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